The end of the Vacation

so, almost two weeks on the road.

Plane from Chicago to Baltimore – HOME! – is delayed three hours.

Okay – here are the highlights.

1) Cedar Point – rode the 100th Thrill Ride

2) Drunk Married guy outside my hotel in Cleveland who went on and on about how he wished he was gay like me so he didn’t have to deal with women.

3) Hanging out with my son.

4) Hanging out with my son – and then going to more theme parks. Bringing the count to 114 thrill rides in 103 days. (That’s 114 DIFFERENT thrill rides, in 103 days – it’s over 200 something rides taken.)

5) Seeing my folks, seeing my brother Christopher, his lovely wife Sarah and their kids (Nolan – who is A-DORABLE and Nora – who is A-DORABLE), and my brother Chip – who is one coold dude. Maybe when I grow up I can be like my baby brother.

6) Visiting Boise. Going out on the town and getting adopted into a traveling Policeman’s birthday party. Thank got for Pita Pit.

7) Visiting my ractist, homophobic grandmother who seems fixated on death. I swear her last words seem to hint we would never see each other again.
Seeing my Aunt Lynn, Uncle Matt, and Cousin Sarah. It’s funny how sometimes time doesn’t change anything.

9) I should have tracked how many starbucks I visited . . . I visited a lot.

Thrilled to be going home; thrilled to get back to work and start this huge season.